L I Y A N A' S . S E C R E T S


K O O K Y . G I R L
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.MY NAME.
Aimiliyana Shamsuddin

.BIRTHDAY.
15th December 1982

.SIGN.
Saggitarius

.I AM....
An obsessive compulsive who relish in organized mess, with a creative imagination and gets highly excited about purple monkeys.

.LOVES.
- Books
- Children
- Beaches
- Chocolates
- Rain
- Bigmo :)

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Personal Pics
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Randoms

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GuaPunya\m/
Blogspot
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Real Life
MegaTokyo

Reading megatokyo 727



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Shasha
Nur
Imran Afro
Hairil
Sab Bee Na
Hazurah
Wanie

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My Photo Don't ask me why he did that.. Too much Kueh Tat prolly

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Note: Liyana wishes you to participate in my toughts by submitting your own comments and thoughts, idiotic or otherwise.  

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Saturday, July 19, 2003
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Ahahahahaha... these are funny... i can't believe i actually used it sometimes


People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is this dish good?

Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aun t meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Tommy, Jimmy, you've become so big.

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!


posted by AimiLiyana 11:56 pm