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Wednesday, December 28, 2005
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The Ultimate Question
Tots: Surrounded by Dumbass Professionals
Recently, The Straits Times did a survey on several working professional in Raffles. They asked a few general knowledge questions and out of 100, only 3 could answer all of them correctly..
Here's some of the simple Questions...:
How many legs does an ant has? Ans: 6 Dumbass Ans: It depends.. [depends on what? if you stepped on it? or maybe it fell into a vat of toxic waste and grew 3 more legs on its forehead]
How many planets are there in our solar system? Ans: 9 - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. Dumbass Ans: 12 [12? wait let me guess.... Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto and MyAnus .. wkahahkhakahkahakhahka]
What is photosynthesis? Ans: Its the process by which plants make food. Dumbass Ans: has it got to do with photos? [Mampos! nampak sah CamWhore!]
Whats the chemical name for salt? Ans: Sodium Chloride Dumbass Ans: salt lah.. can't remember so long already grad from sec sch.. [ what can you remember? and how ancient can you be?]
Sheesh!!! Professional with these kinda answers... And these are the people that might have kids in the very near future. I'd say... please send your kids to a gd school... what a disgrace.
I'd forgive you if you can't answer this next question correctly..
Where's Wally? p/s: if you ask yourself 'Who's Wally?' pls hitchike with the next alien spaceship that comes our way.. prolly you could even see the 13th planet.